superstylishsquid: (Oh yeah...)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2023-04-10 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Rodin pauses for a moment, then throws his head back in laughter.]

It's true, they are uptight sons of bitches. Though if you ask me, an afterlife without room for a little R&R ain't much of a paradise.

[Alastor nudges Dante, then slides the shotglass away from him.]

I can think of some people who'd be fine with that kind of workaholism.
superstylishsquid: (Is that supposed to impress me?)

[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2023-04-10 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
You say that as though he's not the one with a kid. And you look like you're more ready for a nap than another drink.

[Nope, pulling the glass away, even as Rodin looks delighted.]

Didn't tell me you had a nephew. How old's the little devil?
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[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2023-04-10 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Alastor holds the glass further away, even as he leans in.]

I'm all ears.

[Or at least, they're several inches long. Rodin puts a hand to his chin in thought, then nods.]

Maybe he oughta pay a visit, then. Figure the grandkid of Sparda and Eva would have plenty of uses for a Devil Arm or two.
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[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2023-04-11 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not if it means letting you have more when you're already three sheets to the wind.

[Alastor will be holding onto that glass, while Rodin goes back to cleaning a previously used one.]

Heh, vroom and vroom, is it? Sounds like something another of my regulars would appreciate.
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[personal profile] superstylishsquid 2023-04-11 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he's putting Dante into a playful headlock now.]

Alright, you've definitely had enough. Stating the obvious like it's a secret is where I tell you to go home.

[Rodin chuckles and flips the shelf back around to show bottles instead of profane accessories.]

Welcome to come back any time. We can work on that tolerance for the hard stuff.