I think you're right. He's always enjoyed doing business with witches...don't tell him I said this, but I kinda think he's got a fondness for humans, too.
Demons like me and Trish have an easy time changing our appearance because our bodies are essentially solidified spiritual energy. Human bodies are entirely material, though...put a soul in a different body, and nothing about the body would change.
Don't worry about it, the two of us can alternate working on it. We're both good at making things...honestly probably two of the best people you're gonna find for a project like this.
Go ahead. Can't blame you for needing some time to process. Part of why I wanted to be absolutely sure before I brought this up...didn't wanna put you through the shock and then turn out to be wrong, y'know?
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[ Vergil is the one who says this, and Dante eyes him. ] Huh?
[ Vergil shakes his head. ]
Just don't ask any questions about how and I'll get a body.
[ Dante... is not comfortable with that. ]
Uh...
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[It's Alastor's turn to be firm this time.]
I know you want to get her out of there, and I have plenty of sympathy for her situation, but it's not going to involve stepping on someone else.
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[ Vergil looks discontent, and Dante levels him with a stare. ]
Just because we aren't doing it the easy way doesn't mean it's not gonna happen.
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[ At least that's what Dante thinks. ]
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[ Dante looks surprised at the interruption, but he's quick to verify it. ]
Probably not.
[ He can't be kind about this. ]
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Demons like me and Trish have an easy time changing our appearance because our bodies are essentially solidified spiritual energy. Human bodies are entirely material, though...put a soul in a different body, and nothing about the body would change.
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[ Dante doesn't like that. ]
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[ Vergil has to try not to be impatient, apparently. Dante frowns. ]
Probably awhile?
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[ For some reason that scares Dante, and it's obvious. ]
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We can feed you guys. I can learn to cook!
[ Vergil snorts. ]
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Don't worry about it, the two of us can alternate working on it. We're both good at making things...honestly probably two of the best people you're gonna find for a project like this.
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[ And just as abruptly as before, Vergil interrupts. ]
Do you need me anymore? I have some thinking to do.
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[ Vergil gets up at this point and leaves, and Dante is silent for a moment before looking at Alastor. ]
Can we head to our room? I want to talk.
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[He offers a hand to help Dante up, in case he's still out of it from the surprise.]
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What a gentleman.
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I can be, when the situation calls for it.
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[ Dante puts his free hand over his heart. ]
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[Okay, he knows Joe was being sarcastic there in response to being called ugly, but Dante doesn't know that.]
Just don't go so weak in the knees that I have to carry you.
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